Today I don't feel [?] doing anything
I just wanna [?] in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so [?] a message at the tone
'Cause today I [?] I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then [?] at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I [?]

I'll be lounging on the [?] just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can [?] me how to dougie
'Cause in my [?] I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel [?] doing anything
I just wanna [?] in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so [?] a message at the tone
'Cause today I [?] I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

[?] I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice [?], have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great (Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might [?]
And get my college [?]
I bet my old man will be so [?] of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel.....

No, I ain't gonna [?] my hair
'Cause I ain't going [?]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just [?] in my birthday suit
And let everything hang [?]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today....